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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by DannyPh » Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:56 pm

Just don't ever Try John Wayne Toilet Paper. Just Like John Wayne>>>> It is Rough and Tough and doesn't take Crap off anyone ! LOL

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by ems » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:22 pm

Can't believe the "govmint" hasn't been mentioned even one time.

I roll from the top - Charmin and sometimes Northern. When my kids put on a roll, it's usually from the bottom. When my granddaughter puts on a roll, it usually ends up on the bathroom floor.

Bad upbringing.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by chunkyfrog » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:34 pm

Running the end over the top is most convenient; a bit too convenient for toddlers and kittens.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by BlackSpinner » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:17 pm

chunkyfrog wrote:Running the end over the top is most convenient; a bit too convenient for toddlers and kittens.
Yep - add a dog who loves to shred tissues and some yarn and you get a very big mess.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by DoriC » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:51 pm

Four pages?? You guys are all drunk! I'm going to bed!!

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by ems » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:23 pm

DoriC wrote:Four pages?? You guys are all drunk! I'm going to bed!!


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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by kteague » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:48 am

Was curious what could be so interesting about TP. As to seat position, please just don't ever put the lid down in my house! Went racing once for the bathroom with the urgency taking water pills can cause. I desperately hoped to get my pants down before the floodgates opened. Made it over the toilet and let 'er rip as I sat down - - - on the lid. At that moment, absorbency mattered.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by mollete » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:04 am

kteague wrote:Was curious what could be so interesting about TP. As to seat position, please just don't ever put the lid down in my house! Went racing once for the bathroom with the urgency taking water pills can cause. I desperately hoped to get my pants down before the floodgates opened. Made it over the toilet and let 'er rip as I sat down - - - on the lid. At that moment, absorbency mattered.
Perhaps it would be more helpful to install a roll of Bounty on the wall.
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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by mollete » Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:16 am

mollete wrote:
kteague wrote:Was curious what could be so interesting about TP. As to seat position, please just don't ever put the lid down in my house! Went racing once for the bathroom with the urgency taking water pills can cause. I desperately hoped to get my pants down before the floodgates opened. Made it over the toilet and let 'er rip as I sat down - - - on the lid. At that moment, absorbency mattered.
Perhaps it would be more helpful to install a roll of Bounty on the wall.
Bounty origami:

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by carbonman » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:17 am

...so.....does anyone know how Northern Tissue and
the Starship Enterprise are alike????







They both circle Uranus, wiping out Klingons.
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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by BlackSpinner » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:32 am

carbonman wrote:...so.....does anyone know how Northern Tissue and
the Starship Enterprise are alike????







They both circle Uranus, wiping out Klingons.
Hope this helps.
Only the first Enterprise. Otherwise this is very un PC, my sister is a Klingon.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by khauser » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:50 am

DoriC wrote:Four pages?? You guys are all drunk! I'm going to bed!!
Yeah! This is the longest thread I originated. Not so sure I should be proud.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by idamtnboy » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:56 am

khauser wrote:
DoriC wrote:Four pages?? You guys are all drunk! I'm going to bed!!
Yeah! This is the longest thread I originated. Not so sure I should be proud.
Of course you should be. You gave us something dumb and funny to argue about!!

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Stormynights » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:00 am

Yesterday I needed something fun. This was the highlight of my day. Thank you. Maybe I need to start drinking.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by ems » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:54 am

khauser wrote:
DoriC wrote:Four pages?? You guys are all drunk! I'm going to bed!!
Yeah! This is the longest thread I originated. Not so sure I should be proud.
Yes, you definitely should be proud! Every once in awhile it's fun just to have fun! Nothing better than a good laugh

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