CPAP Spokes Models

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:36 am

I read the other day where Jerry Hall was going to be the spokes model for erectile dysfunction. It really got me thinking that we really lack celebrity endorsements for sleep dysfunction. Hard to sell OSA as a designer disorder when the only one we can point to is a Reggie White who didn’t even start therapy. Here are just a few I would like to see:

From the Grave
Dan Blocker – Who can forget Hose from Bonanza
Jerry Garcia – One very well known toker
Lloyd Bridges or Jacque Cousteau – Guys known for their masks and hoses
Bela Lagossi – One of the best known suckers in film

Hollywood Wonders
Lauren Bacall – She mesmerized us on the silver screen when she told us to blow
Angelina Jolie – With those lips you know she uses the Oracle Mask
Jennifer Anniston or Nicole Kidman – Stars that recently got hosed

Rock On
Aerosmith – Self Explanatory (Tyler must be another Oracle user)
Rolling Stones – You know something must be keeping Keith Richards alive and Mick’s lips are a dead give away
The Association – “Windy” was clearly written as a tribute to their CPAP

Others
Any Politician – Blowing hot air is their specialty
Simon Cowell or Andy Rooney – These guys are so cranky you know they must not be sleeping well
Howard Stern – Not that he is in need of the therapy, but the mask would hide his face and stop him from talking

neversleeps · Post by **neversleeps** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:56 am

ROTFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Mike, you've outdone yourself this time!!!

I especially like this one:

Howard Stern – Not that he is in need of the therapy, but the mask would hide his face and stop him from talking.

(The man's on satellite... SATELLITE!!! If the aliens weren't already about to come and squash us like bugs, no doubt they're furiously fueling up their ships now!!!!!)

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:10 am

neversleeps wrote: Oh Mike, you've outdone yourself this time!!!

I especially like this one:
Howard Stern – Not that he is in need of the therapy, but the mask would hide his face and stop him from talking.
(The man's on satellite... SATELLITE!!! If the aliens weren't already about to come and squash us like bugs, no doubt they're furiously fueling up their ships now!!!!!)

Neversleeps,

Are you referring to Howard Stern or Mikemoran?
teehee.

Linda

neversleeps · Post by **neversleeps** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:12 pm

LDuyer wrote:Neversleeps,

Are you referring to Howard Stern or Mikemoran?
teehee.

Linda

You mean Howard Stern is on satellite too??????

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:17 pm

The Association – “Windy” was clearly written as a tribute to their CPAP

Oh, I'm crying...and all the 20-year-olds are going, "What???"

By the way, Howard hasn't move to Sirius yet...still on the local radio station where I am. Two more weeks.

CollegeGirl · Post by **CollegeGirl** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:37 pm

Okay, I'll say it... what????

lol

Okay, what/who were the association?

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:04 pm

A band from the late 60s that wrote Cherish and Windy. Now let me tell you about Howdy Doody LOL

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:17 pm

CollegeGirl wrote:Okay, I'll say it... what????

lol

Okay, what/who were the association?

Did you ever just feel like something was gonna happen in your bones???

Okay, how about Sonny Fox? Now I'm really dating myself. Or Sandy Becker?

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:43 am

Any Politician – Blowing hot air is their specialty

They're often over inflated. Should use the software to adjust their pressure I guess...

O.

snork1 · Post by **snork1** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:52 pm

And I thought this topic was going to be an announcement that Lance Armstrong was using CPAP. The ultimate SPOKES person.....

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