OT: JNK's Therapy Thread

[jnk...]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

[zonker]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

increase your minimum pressure!

[jimbud]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

And how does that make you feel?
JPB

[jnk...]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

increase your minimum pressure!

Can you do that remotely for me so I don't have to learn anything about my machine? And then can you come to my house and install SHOSCAR for me and customize some charts and post them for me and stuff because I don't feel like doing any of that.

[jnk...]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

And how does that make you feel?
JPB

Depends on what "that" means: (a) Great PAP? (b) Having no shrink on the payroll? (c) Posting nonsense? (d) Irritating Julie? Or (e) all of the above?

I've always found antecedents really confusing in written works/posts. Especially when I think I see something shiny out the window or something.

[jimbud]

Uhum. Well then. How does that make you feel.
JPB

[jimbud]

Ahem. I believe we have made real progress here and we will pick up there in our next session.

We will talk about our fee and a payment schedule next time.

JPB

[jnk...]

Uhum. Well then. How does that make you feel.
JPB

Nice!

Obviously you've had specialized training.

Now I feel totally overwhelmed with guilt for my getting your help for free.

[jimbud]

See comment above.
JPB

[jnk...]

See comment above.
JPB

Thank you, sir. And I appreciate your letting me have the first hit for free.

[zonker]

increase your minimum pressure!

Can you do that remotely for me so I don't have to learn anything about my machine? And then can you come to my house and install SHOSCAR for me and customize some charts and post them for me and stuff because I don't feel like doing any of that.

sir/madam this is indeed your lucky day! for the low, low price of only $7.99 per month, we will be happy to enroll you in our new hassle-free, no money down subscription service. take the worries out of your cpap experience (patent pending)!!

just be sure to enroll now. this offer won't last!

call our operators, toll free, 24 hours a day. all it takes is a credit card and your future with cpap experience (patent pending) is gauranteed!!

btw, i see you have had an offer of solicitation from jimbud. i feel it only fair to warn you that it's come to my attention that this is one very shady character. oh sure, he'll talk nicely to your face but SUDDENLY he will turn on you without warning. you'd be well advised to stay far away from him!!

and certainly, don't trust him with your money.

you've been warned....

[palerider]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

And how does that make you feel?
JPB

Depends on what "that" means: (a) Great PAP? (b) Having no shrink on the payroll? (c) Posting nonsense? (d) Irritating Julie? Or (e) all of the above?

Could we just get a bar graph of all of the options???

[palerider]

See comment above.
JPB

Thank you, sir. And I appreciate your letting me have the first hit for free.

You just haven't gotten the bill yet

[jnk...]

Just wanted everyone to know my therapy seems to be going great.

Well, my PAP therapy anyway.

Understandably, no mental health professional worth his or her salt will get anywhere near me for any price.

That's why I tend to post all my nonsense on this board, I guess.

Well, that, and to irritate Julie and stuff.

And how does that make you feel?
JPB

Depends on what "that" means: (a) Great PAP? (b) Having no shrink on the payroll? (c) Posting nonsense? (d) Irritating Julie? Or (e) all of the above?

Could we just get a bar graph of all of the options???

NEVER dare me to make a poll.

[jnk...]

See comment above.
JPB

Thank you, sir. And I appreciate your letting me have the first hit for free.

You just haven't gotten the bill yet

I was planning on forwarding any bills to our rich friend Zonker.