OT - Sonic GlowBrush - Teeth

[ChicagoGranny]

The way it is being advertised makes it look scammy. But, it is an interesting, novel idea. Who knows, it might work. What do you think?



https://articles.sonicglowbrush.com/tp2/

[chunkyfrog]

I see several similar models by different companies, starting at around $20.
I'm guessing this one is much more.
I am intrigued by the Instafloss 10 second water flosser, but
the. $200 price tag is not my speed.
I use an $8 Oral B battery brush, and a Water pic.
Love to have an H-shaped head on the Water pic, but not for 200 clams.
A suction tube to use with the Water pic would be nice--
maybe hackable with a small fountain pump.

[lazarus]

What if I don't want my tongue and gums turned green like that?

[ChicagoGranny]

You're an old dude. Green oral tissues sont désormais à la mode. I bet you also don't have any tats, nose piercings, cheek/dimple piercings, eyebrow piercings, or dermal piercings.

[lazarus]

At least I have some old-guy stories to go with my scars. That's enough for me.

[amenite]

What if I don't want my tongue and gums turned green like that?

I'm sure if it's not already a thing, there will be a de-verdization module for an extra $69.95

[chunkyfrog]

The colors in ads is weird, but easily explained.
iGreen mouth, blue menses---Madison avenue color warp.
It's an optical aberration, caused by exposure to artificial light and caffeine.

[babydinosnoreless]

You're an old dude. Green oral tissues sont désormais à la mode. I bet you also don't have any tats, nose piercings, cheek/dimple piercings, eyebrow piercings, or dermal piercings.

Whats old got to do with anything? I'm old. I have 11 tats and a cartilage piercing.

[lazarus]

old got to do with anything?

Gran just knows I'm a square.

I do have all my teeth, though.

[zonker]

I do have all my teeth, though.

which you display proudly in that mason jar.

[babydinosnoreless]

I do have all my teeth, though.

which you display proudly in that mason jar.

Ouch.

[chunkyfrog]

Maybe that's why they refused to let me have any of the parts that have been removed.
(appendix, gall bladder, boobs, etc.)
I would have had more than enough Mason jars.

[lazarus]

I do have all my teeth, though.

which you display proudly in that mason jar.

Well it does make that whole mail-order-dentist thing a lot easier.