CPAPsalm 23

CPAPSALM 23

1 CPAP therapy is my shepherd; I shall not choke.

2 He maketh me to lie down on strange looking, expensive pillows: he leadeth me beside the heated humidifier waters.

3 He restoreth my blood-oxygen levels: he leadeth me in the paths of REM sleep for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death by asphyxiation, I will fear no mask: for 10 cm pressure art with me; thy Snuggle Cover and thy Pad-A-Cheek they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest an air flow before me in the presence of mine apneas: thou anointest my head with headgear; my rainouts floweth not over.

6 Surely consistent breathing and restful sleep shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of CPAP therapy fo................ until someone invents something a darn lot better!

-Rooster

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Amazing Grace

"Amazing Grace, how sweet the air

That stents my throat for me

That I may slumber without care

As nights were meant to be

"My Grace will keep me safe and sane

With well-filled lungs I’ll sleep

With oxygen for heart and brain

Through stages REM and deep

"My Grace, she brings these gifts to me

And may she never cease

Since sleeping well and breathing free

Have brought such joy and peace"

-jnk (Jeff)

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