Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

I think I need to turn my pressure up. Wife let a Viagra dissolve in my humidifier tank, and all I got was a stiff neck.

Biguugly wrote:Wife let a Viagra dissolve in my humidifier tank

It seems she is trying to tell you that your attention is no longer wanted.

Two Sleep Apnea patients walk into a bar, they are over served, they both wake up feeling half dead the next morning, one barfed in his cpap mask, the other was too drunk and went with out his mask. No Joke! Jim

Question : What did the cpap say to the bipap? Answer:Man, I'd like to go both ways too, but I'm just not built for it.

Biguugly wrote:Question : What did the cpap say to the bipap? Answer:Man, I'd like to go both ways too, but I'm just not built for it.

That deserves 1 Ha....

Me being Caucasian and dear wife Native American, she sometimes says"goodnight Kemo Sabe" as in Lone Ranger and Tonto. To which I responded"we can't do that. Unlike Lone Ranger I can't "saddle up and ride" unless unmasked. :

I, too, saved my old Far Side cube calendars; but when I retired, I donated them to a co-worker.

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Ladies and Gentlemen... let's remember that young people occasionally frequent this forum.

Sad, but true.
But of course the "adult" material is what gets them INTERESTED, not the pablum.
A college English teacher of mine really milked the Shakespeare unit because everybody PAID ATTENTION.

Lucyhere wrote:.
Ladies and Gentlemen... let's remember that young people occasionally frequent this forum.

Yes. Yesterday, I saw a guy in his forties.

ChicagoGranny wrote:

Lucyhere wrote:.
Ladies and Gentlemen... let's remember that young people occasionally frequent this forum.

Yes. Yesterday, I saw a guy in his forties.

I say him too, he was shocked, his mommy had never let him out of his room. It looked like it was the first time he had been allowed out of his cage. he crawled out thru the doggy door. His mommy didn't allow T.V. or Radio in the house, he cowered in fright when he saw a bleeding heart liberal, and they tried to chain him to a fire hydrant, for his own safety ,of course. Jim

ChicagoGranny wrote:

Wow, Granny, you're good! Been called worse, but it wasn't half the fun! Breathe freely.

Question: what did the big bad wolf(who refused to use his cpap) say to the 3 Little pigs? Answer: I'll huff and I'll puff and Haaaaacck, cough sputter. Well, you get it,I hope, pretty lame.

Biguugly wrote:what did the big bad wolf(who refused to use his cpap) say to the 3 Little pigs?