Sleep/bed cartoons and Funny Quotes

wading thru the muck! · Post by **wading thru the muck!** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:07 am

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. ~Carrie Snow

Sleep that knits up the ravelled sleave of care
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath
Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast.
~William Shakespeare, Macbeth

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb

This one’s for Liam…
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. ~Thomas Dekker

Another one for Liam…
Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. ~JoJo Jensen, Dirt Farmer Wisdom, 2002

I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake. ~Author Unknown

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:40 pm

They're great, Wader!
Keep 'em coming!

(I particularly liked the last one!)

L.

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:04 pm

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LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:47 pm

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
~Author Unknown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.
~JoJo Jensen, Dirt Farmer Wisdom, 2002

(sorry, I think this has been repeated in this topic)

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
~From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:54 pm

There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.
~Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:00 pm

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
~William Dement

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:01 pm

We are not only less reasonable and less decent in our dreams... we are also more intelligent, wiser and capable of better judgment when we are asleep than when we are awake.
~Erich Fromm