If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

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If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by GumbyCT » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:00 am

Rooster I can't believe YOU missed this - are you alright?
Not sure how long this link will be good - this was on The Doctors today.
http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_page/57

ps. I always slept better when I had sex too
I think she's tryin to kill me.

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by packitin » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:22 am

Ah heck. I'm not touching this one.

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by terry chance » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:25 am

packitin wrote:Ah heck. I'm always a day late and a dollar short. I had just ordered some Horny Goad Weed from England. I had heard it was better than Viagra.

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by roster » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:40 am

GumbyCT wrote:Rooster I can't believe YOU missed this .........
Missed it? I funded it!
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I have a vision that we will figure out an easy way to ensure that children develop wide, deep, healthy and attractive jaws and then obstructive sleep apnea becomes an obscure bit of history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycw4uaX ... re=related

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by roster » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:46 am

One caveat. Sex has not always been good for my health: http://www.dailymotion.com/related/x100 ... s-tale_fun

Someone get me down from here!
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Post by OldLincoln » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:40 pm

Must have sex tonight? But of course, why wouldn't I, just like every other night!
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Post by congahands » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:57 pm

It's the most sensible thing that a doctor has told me about my apnea in a really long time.

Hmmm..... I wonder if my lovely bride is upstairs.......

Gotta Run!!!!

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Post by 2girlsmom » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:13 pm

Well shoot, my husband is out of town. I'll have to wait until Sunday night.

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by roster » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:16 am

OldLincoln wrote:Must have sex tonight? But of course, why wouldn't I, just like every other night!
Uh Lincoln, I think they are talking about with a partner.
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by Goofproof » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:33 am

It's such a hassle, driving for miles, the trip home alone. Then trying not to wake the wife, when you finally do make it home. Jim

I'd probably be better off to do like "Rooster", just scratch around in the barnyard for a while and at the crack of Dawn, fly to the top of the Barn, and Crow about it a while.
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Post by OldLincoln » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:15 am

rooster wrote:
OldLincoln wrote:Must have sex tonight? But of course, why wouldn't I, just like every other night!
Uh Lincoln, I think they are talking about with a partner.
ROFL I needed a good laugh, thanks!!
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by preemiern » Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:59 am

packitin wrote:Ah heck. I'm always a day late and a dollar short. I had just ordered some Horny Goad Weed from England. I had heard it was better than Viagra.
OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Packitin...you are supposed to order horny TOAD weed....not horny goad weed. Oh my gosh...there's no tellin' what's gonna happen now!!!!

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by GumbyCT » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:39 am

Rooster - you missed it again. Even the highlights are stimulating

http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_page/83

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by Zoot » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:24 am

If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite...



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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by MusicMan » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:30 am

GumbyCT wrote:If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite.
Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!